Y'all going to the wrong places, that sounds like a night out for my parents.
Where I go, if a DJ brought a laptop into the booth he/she would be fucked off the decks and quite rightly so. They're grand in a bar for some douchebag playing top 40 but in an underground setting where the punters are passionate about music, it just won't do.
The same goes for these new CDJ's. The 1000's are great and I still use them but these new toys are just for knobs that will actually never play anywhere but have more money than passion for the craft. They will also be the first to get the CDJ3000's.
Digital DJ'ing my big hairy ARSE!!!